Thanks for the hilarious contribution, Krud :)

The Hashtag-a-long: Tweeps whose primary purpose seems to be to talk only about what's trending. Even if they don't know why. Ex: “Hey, why is 2016 trending?”

The Trend-settler: Though they include Trending Topics in their tweet, they don't actually TALK about them. Ex: “Check out my Facebook profile! http://gim.mic/kie5t #worldhunger #Chicago #obama #beck #shesnotn2ubro”

The Vigilantweet: Twitter-Searches for controversial words just so they can argue with you about it. Ex: “You think [insert week-old tweet about political figure]? You suck!”

M.C. Escher: Retweets other people's retweets of what they've already retweeted. Ex: “CestMoi: RT @sk1ttledawg RT @CestMoi RT @torrentulaz – I like pie. // me 2!”

The Cryptotweeter: Has mastered the art of verbal compression at the cost of comprehension. Ex: “if2 g 2 d str 2dy n bi sm tp asap b4 i rn wt lol ttyl”

The Close Personal Friend: Casually chats up everyone, from spambots to President Obama. Ex: “@oprah Hey, did you catch the game yesterday? Was that messed up, or what? LOL! l8r.”

The Heckler: Interrupts other people's tweetversations to make a joke at their expense. Ex: “Hey, @zapatoman, maybe @30turnips meant his parents' basement? ';D LOL, j/k.”

The Stoic Typist: Never uses emoticons, acronyms, or other online verbal staples. Ex: “Thank you for the reply, sir. Your clever response was the source of notable personal mirth.”

The NSFW Fan: Uses words and ideas that make you look around to make sure nobody read that over your shoulder. Ex: “Yeah id [bleep] that [bleep] in a [bleep]in heartbeat [bleep] it.”

The Recovering Luddite: Is clearly tweeting from their phone, and is clearly uncomfortable with it. Ex: “oPs, ddI jiussst wteetMY Tes tr esults to evEryon”

Sometimes wished my mind worked differently when I read posts like this one. Thanks for the chuckle.

Sometimes wished my mind worked differently when I read posts like this one. Thanks for the chuckle.

I think I have evolved and am finding my own style of tweets. I realized that I did not have the time nor desire to read so many linked articles so I cut way down on those myself. I like to comment and engage. However, I also read a lot of what is there to offer. Nevertheless, I am sure I am just as annoying to many with my ever so positive vibe. But that's me and that's what its all about! Being yourself in your tweets is not as common but what a joy when it is.

I would like to point the numerous rallies for followers. Please help me reach #, or let me show you how you can get #. It seems to be a numbers game for many. I look for quality and am finding it on a daily basis. In the meantime, I am learning to part with those that don't offer any at all.

Thanks for the opportunity.

I think I have evolved and am finding my own style of tweets. I realized that I did not have the time nor desire to read so many linked articles so I cut way down on those myself. I like to comment and engage. However, I also read a lot of what is there to offer. Nevertheless, I am sure I am just as annoying to many with my ever so positive vibe. But that's me and that's what its all about! Being yourself in your tweets is not as common but what a joy when it is.

I would like to point the numerous rallies for followers. Please help me reach #, or let me show you how you can get #. It seems to be a numbers game for many. I look for quality and am finding it on a daily basis. In the meantime, I am learning to part with those that don't offer any at all.

Thanks for the opportunity.

I think I have evolved and am finding my own style of tweets. I realized that I did not have the time nor desire to read so many linked articles so I cut way down on those myself. I like to comment and engage. However, I also read a lot of what is there to offer. Nevertheless, I am sure I am just as annoying to many with my ever so positive vibe. But that's me and that's what its all about! Being yourself in your tweets is not as common but what a joy when it is.

I would like to point the numerous rallies for followers. Please help me reach #, or let me show you how you can get #. It seems to be a numbers game for many. I look for quality and am finding it on a daily basis. In the meantime, I am learning to part with those that don't offer any at all.

Thanks for the opportunity.

Example = @Beirut

Example = @Beirut

Example = @Beirut

I am also like you Sarah, mostly a Do-Gooder, that is at least what I like to think of my tweets. I also like to be more of a conversationalist but that doesn't happen so frequent.

I am also like you Sarah, mostly a Do-Gooder, that is at least what I like to think of my tweets. I also like to be more of a conversationalist but that doesn't happen so frequent.

I am also like you Sarah, mostly a Do-Gooder, that is at least what I like to think of my tweets. I also like to be more of a conversationalist but that doesn't happen so frequent.