20 Top Fun & Motivational Facebook Status Updates!

Whether Facebook is evil or not is a rather controversial issue which will never result in an utterly black or white solution! Yet, despite that debate, Facebook has an undeniable power to be an educational and motivational tool which can bring smiles and motivation into our daily lives.

Therefore, I have prepared for you a list of my Top 20 Facebook status updates guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you think outside the box!

Status Updates

Status Updates

  1. “Every Once in a While we find that One Song which Understands us Perfectly…”
  2. If takers give more and givers take more… a lot of the problems would be solved! It’s all about balance!
  3. This is so true: You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts. -Khalil Gibran
  4. Don’t take life too seriously!! and don’t worry about what’s hidden for u in the future.. always remember, it just can’t get worse!! :)
  5. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment ~ Buddha
  6. Like it or not, this is the new game rules!!!!
  7. To be old and wise, you must have first been young and stupid !!!
  8. Good friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there..
  9. The northern lights are dancing in a brilliant green across the sky…
  10. Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.– Shari R. Barr
  11. Good memories should never be forgotten……
  12. A sponge and a sieve.. Both there, only one to receive.. Holds within, the other without..
  13. I don’t believe in the easy way out, but rather the smarter way out…
  14. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live!!!!
  15. I’ve used up all my sick days, so tomorrow I’m calling in dead. lol

    Status Update Joke!

    Status Update Joke!

  16. What’s the best way to stop domestic violence? Do as you are told. lol
  17. Don’t go the way life takes you, take the life the way you go. And remember you are born to live & not living because you are born. Have a nice day !!
  18. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car!
  19. When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always! Rita Rudner
  20. At the end everything falls right into place :)

Bonus: A man asking God: how long is a million years to you? God: a second. Man: how much is a one million $ to you? God: a cent. Man: can I borrow a cent? God: yes, just wait a second.

Don’t hesitate to share with us any other favorite Facebook status updates you have :)

Comments and Reactions

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    I think I like this one the most: “To be old and wise, you must have first been young and stupid!!!”

  • Ramzi

    that is super cool :-) thanks!

  • Ala'

    good job Bero, next time i will wait for analysis :)

  • Andrea

    I hope 16 made the list because you want us to be motivated to think about how sick that person must be to post something that f-ed up. Domestic violence is nothing to “lol” at.

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    Dear Andrea, I know the person who wrote this status update personally, and I assure you it is in no way mocking or making fun of the subject of domestic violence. It is a simple innocent joke.

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com M.Bamieh

    16 is quite the meany… that person must have been pissed at their spouse

  • meetera

    its hilarious… even as a vicctim of DV myself, i thought it quite funny

  • john pier

    these are supposed to be “clever” updates? They're all stupid!

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  • Tundwe

    they are hilarious..wise too.u16 is just humour

  • Hothothotemail

    “Simple innocent joke” concerning domestic violence is idiotic. Go to any emergency room or women's shelter- tell that to the people who were just a result of the “joke” of DV.

  • Tk

    its just meant for humour guys. just chill, nobody's gotta take it personal

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    That’s the great article! I just pass ‘n read it, two thumbs up! ;)

  • Kid.Anarchy

    16 is bad taste but the world is full of it so stop being babies about it

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