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10 Tweeps Who Will Make You [fill-the-blank] Your Pants… With Laughter!

There are a bunch of people on Twitter talking about everything and anything, nonetheless, we all need our constant supply of laughter! So, in our unending service to humanity, we would like to share with you the top 10 funny tweeps who you must follow on your Twitter account.

These are people who perfected the art of a 140 character humor, and are able to knock you off of your chair with their brilliant “single” liners.

In no particular order…

Fake AP Stylebook:

If you are a press writer these are the advices that you definitely don’t want to listen to. It is a guaranteed laugh and they actually have hours of operation.

Gems Worth sharing:

Instead of “economic downturn,” try financial melancholy, money-storm, global bummer, The End Times.

“Stupider” and “Stupidest” are not words, but can be used when describing Internet message board comments.

Stupider and Stupidest are not words...

Stupider and Stupidest are not words...

The Onion:

America’s Finest News source and the premiere satirical news source in the world.

Gems Worth sharing:

Sports: Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame http://bit.ly/4MyXnw

Karzai Vows To Crack Down On Self http://bit.ly/79MGcf

Shit my dad says:

You know that little thing called civility and political correctness that stops you from saying things that you wish you could say? His dad has so little of it that its almost admirable. The sharpest, hardest hitting comments ever.

Gems Worth sharing:

“I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t spitting it out.”

The baby will talk when he talks...

The baby will talk when he talks...

Hodgman:

Hodgman = expert, enough said. The regular on the daily show has one of the funniest(most random) twitter feeds around that maintains his much loved style of humor.
Gems Worth sharing:

Given that FOLLOW FRIDAY happens every week, I don’t understand why @friday doesn’t have more followers.

To paraphrase Charles Digges: your goats, my goats, MOUNTAIN GOATS. http://twitpic.com/rwun8

Your goats, my goats, MOUNTAIN GOATS...

Your goats, my goats, MOUNTAIN GOATS...

Graham Linehan:

Graham Linehan┬áthe famed writer of ‘The IT Crowd‘ has his own twitter account, and its guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Gems Worth sharing:

If Twitter is going to be accepted into the mainstream, it needs to have a less silly name, like Google. /via @serafinowicz

Your mum is so flippant, that quite frankly it sometimes comes across as rudeness. #crapyourmumjokes

If Twitter is going to be accepted into the mainstream...

If Twitter is going to be accepted into the mainstream...

Funny OR Die:

From the Same group that brought you the brilliant “the Landlord“, the Funny or Die team are hear on twitter, collectively and individually.

Gems Worth sharing:

“Twitter is progress. Why say a little to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everybody?” -Jerry

SeinfeldTMZ is now better than ESPN at reporting on Tiger Woods. The end is near.

NuttyNewsWire:

Since reality is stranger than fiction this feed scours news wires to collect for you the funniest, weirdest and sometimes down right sad stories that so out fetched they can’t be made up!

Gems Worth sharing:

Upright burials: Australian bid to save space http://bit.ly/74I765 #news #wtf

Man takes14 years to carve tunnel through mountain so he can park his truck near his house http://bit.ly/8CcQEu #news #wtf

Man takes 14 years to carve tunnel through mountain...

Man takes 14 years to carve tunnel through mountain...

Borowitz Report:

Satirical gold from stand-up comedian and writer Andy Borowitz, who also maintains the Borowitz Report Website.

Gems Worth sharing:

New Google App Stalks Ex in 1.2 Seconds

Botox users are furious about a possible tax on the product, but they’re not showing it.

New Google App...

New Google App...

Bo Burnham:

If you like your comedy with a dash of political incorrectness and a hint of politics then dig into Mr. Bo Fo Sho’s twitter stream.

Gems Worth sharing:

I’ll be moving to LA and staying there for the first three months of 2010. I’ll be looking for friends and, if that fails,cocaine.

Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I’ve been blown today.

Blown today?

Blown today?

Fireland:

Joshua Allen is a writer from Denver, better keep an eye on him.

Gems Worth sharing:

Four hundred dollars. Three strippers. Two robots. One crazy night. My Christmas list sounds like a pretty good 80s movie, you guys!

1933: My grandfather kills a stag with his bare hands. 2009: I eat a whole thing of cookie dough and fall asleep on the toilet.

Will you follow?

Will you follow?

Hope you enjoyed the list. Have any favorites that we didn’t mention? Who’s your favorite out of the list? Let us hear you thoughts (laughs).

Posted by on December 14, 2009.

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