10 Tweeps Who Will Make You [fill-the-blank] Your Pants… With Laughter!

There are a bunch of people on Twitter talking about everything and anything, nonetheless, we all need our constant supply of laughter! So, in our unending service to humanity, we would like to share with you the top 10 funny tweeps who you must follow on your Twitter account.

These are people who perfected the art of a 140 character humor, and are able to knock you off of your chair with their brilliant “single” liners.

In no particular order…

Fake AP Stylebook:

If you are a press writer these are the advices that you definitely don’t want to listen to. It is a guaranteed laugh and they actually have hours of operation.

Gems Worth sharing:

Instead of “economic downturn,” try financial melancholy, money-storm, global bummer, The End Times.

“Stupider” and “Stupidest” are not words, but can be used when describing Internet message board comments.

Stupider and Stupidest are not words...

Stupider and Stupidest are not words...

The Onion:

America’s Finest News source and the premiere satirical news source in the world.

Gems Worth sharing:

Sports: Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame http://bit.ly/4MyXnw

Karzai Vows To Crack Down On Self http://bit.ly/79MGcf

Shit my dad says:

You know that little thing called civility and political correctness that stops you from saying things that you wish you could say? His dad has so little of it that its almost admirable. The sharpest, hardest hitting comments ever.

Gems Worth sharing:

“I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t spitting it out.”

The baby will talk when he talks...

The baby will talk when he talks...


Hodgman = expert, enough said. The regular on the daily show has one of the funniest(most random) twitter feeds around that maintains his much loved style of humor.
Gems Worth sharing:

Given that FOLLOW FRIDAY happens every week, I don’t understand why @friday doesn’t have more followers.

To paraphrase Charles Digges: your goats, my goats, MOUNTAIN GOATS. http://twitpic.com/rwun8

Your goats, my goats, MOUNTAIN GOATS...

Your goats, my goats, MOUNTAIN GOATS...

Graham Linehan:

Graham Linehan the famed writer of ‘The IT Crowd‘ has his own twitter account, and its guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Gems Worth sharing:

If Twitter is going to be accepted into the mainstream, it needs to have a less silly name, like Google. /via @serafinowicz

Your mum is so flippant, that quite frankly it sometimes comes across as rudeness. #crapyourmumjokes

If Twitter is going to be accepted into the mainstream...

If Twitter is going to be accepted into the mainstream...

Funny OR Die:

From the Same group that brought you the brilliant “the Landlord“, the Funny or Die team are hear on twitter, collectively and individually.

Gems Worth sharing:

“Twitter is progress. Why say a little to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everybody?” -Jerry

SeinfeldTMZ is now better than ESPN at reporting on Tiger Woods. The end is near.


Since reality is stranger than fiction this feed scours news wires to collect for you the funniest, weirdest and sometimes down right sad stories that so out fetched they can’t be made up!

Gems Worth sharing:

Upright burials: Australian bid to save space http://bit.ly/74I765 #news #wtf

Man takes14 years to carve tunnel through mountain so he can park his truck near his house http://bit.ly/8CcQEu #news #wtf

Man takes 14 years to carve tunnel through mountain...

Man takes 14 years to carve tunnel through mountain...

Borowitz Report:

Satirical gold from stand-up comedian and writer Andy Borowitz, who also maintains the Borowitz Report Website.

Gems Worth sharing:

New Google App Stalks Ex in 1.2 Seconds

Botox users are furious about a possible tax on the product, but they’re not showing it.

New Google App...

New Google App...

Bo Burnham:

If you like your comedy with a dash of political incorrectness and a hint of politics then dig into Mr. Bo Fo Sho’s twitter stream.

Gems Worth sharing:

I’ll be moving to LA and staying there for the first three months of 2010. I’ll be looking for friends and, if that fails,cocaine.

Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I’ve been blown today.

Blown today?

Blown today?


Joshua Allen is a writer from Denver, better keep an eye on him.

Gems Worth sharing:

Four hundred dollars. Three strippers. Two robots. One crazy night. My Christmas list sounds like a pretty good 80s movie, you guys!

1933: My grandfather kills a stag with his bare hands. 2009: I eat a whole thing of cookie dough and fall asleep on the toilet.

Will you follow?

Will you follow?

Hope you enjoyed the list. Have any favorites that we didn’t mention? Who’s your favorite out of the list? Let us hear you thoughts (laughs).

Comments and Reactions

25 responses to “10 Tweeps Who Will Make You [fill-the-blank] Your Pants… With Laughter!”

  1. Amer Kawar says:

    The first word popping to mind for the fill-the-blank is: “crap” your pants… hehe :)

  2. Beiruta says:

    My fill in the blank would be: 10 Tweeps Who Will Make You Wet Your Pants… With Laughter! :)

    Funny people! Thanks for the share, I’ll make sure to follow them now!

    There is also a funny guy called “Chris Voss”, his humor might not always be very delicate, yet his tweets are fun! I even added him on my Facebook account!

  3. Roba says:

    Amer, you took that right out of my mouth ;) But now that I read these funny tweets again, I’m thinking that it will probably make me pee my pants :P

  4. Beiruta says:

    Close to what it made me do :P

  5. Roba says:

    Oh, forgot to add, great post! It made my very boring day.

  6. M.Bamieh says:

    glad it brightened some days and others laugh… to me those people knock my pants off

  7. Guest says:

    Rather poor research, seeing as you call Graham Linehan 'Graham Liner', give him the twitter name @gliner when it's @glinner, and attribute a tweet to him that's actually from @serafinowicz. They're both very funny though and both deserve to be in the top ten.

  8. Bob Affleck says:

    Graham Liner is ace, along with his writing partner Arthur Munchious.

  9. M.Bamieh says:

    I thought he was considering changing his last name to Liner. Non the less my bad… it's fixed now.
    As for the attribution it does say via @serafinowicz …
    LoL @Boob Affleck
    ps. i think my dyslexia is acting up

  10. Amer Kawar says:

    Oops.. fixed. Thanks for pointing it out.

  11. Rob Jennings says:

    Yeah it says “via @serafinowicz”, but if the point of the article is “follow these funny people” then surely it would be better to put something funny that @glinner said, rather than something funny that he forwarded (as well as, in the screenshot, show a screencap of @serafinowicz's page)

    Having said all that, serafinowicz is a funny funny man, and deserves to be on this list.

  12. bluehaus says:

    How could you not have @badbanana on this list?! Comedy gold in practically every post!

  13. twman09 says:

    James Urbaniak: @jamesurbaniak
    Michael J. Nelson: @michaeljnelson
    Bill Corbett: @BillCorbett
    Kevin Murphy: @kwmurphy
    Paul F. Tompkins: @PFTompkins
    Ken Plume: @KenPlume

  14. Sophmom says:

    http://twitter.com/trappedinawell – hilarious. Sample tweet: @PitchMeeting Another person falls into my well, and we enjoy each others company. Title: FRIEND.

  15. LuJean says:

    I'm a fan of @badbanana. And @shamu (who knew a killer whale could be so funny?).

  16. Dee says:

    I recently started following @funnyhumour and @funnyoneliners. They keep me laughing!

  17. scott says:

    Don't miss the musings of John B. Flushing at @lowbrowsociety!

  18. Bardoron5 says:

    I fail to comprehend the appeal of Shit my Dad Says, aside from its very apt name. This gets a TV deal? One in four comments is mildly funny. I know talented comedy writers in LA who are out of work.

    Sorry, Justin, your dad is just an old guy who's so cantankerous and scatological he occasionally lucks out on some workable comedy phrasing. And you are just one hell of a lucky guy.

  19. M.Bamieh says:

    I see where you are coming from and kinda agree with you on him being a lucky guy. The only way i can explain the appeal of it all is just that a lot of people can relate to having a snarky foul mouthed relative who just pisses them off when they open their mouth but in reality you are laughing your ass off in your head.
    as far as the tv deal go… it'lll bite the shark before it gets green lighted i think, can't develop much of a plot from what he has. or maybe not … after all seinfield is a one liner show.

  20. Bardoron5 says:

    Thanks for your comments. I agree that such a thin premise is very unlikely to move forward in LA. Unless of course they add a wise-cracking 11 year old, give Justin a supermodel girlfriend who from time to time plays golf with Tiger Woods, and make Justin a hopeless Twitter addict who now writes a page called “Shit my Dad wrote for the NY Review of Books.”

    And to play Justin's dad, how about Lewis Black with a bit of aging makeup?

  21. M.Bamieh says:

    actually come to think of it if lewis black reads this comment he would totally pick up on the idea and just create his own little show around it instead :) he totally fits that character and it would be heaps better than that judge craptastic show he had

  22. Maryann says:

    Fireland is funny.. and my FAVOURITE!

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  24. twitterfools says:

    Great list! Found some new folks to follow and also includes many from our own list at http://www.twitterfools.com/twitter-idol-awards

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