10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Laugh like a baby!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, welcome to the second list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.


1. Having a baby sure changes the way you view your in-laws. You simply love it when they come to visit now. They can babysit while you go out and party….

2. If the theory says that man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?

3. It’s just one of those days when you wake up and say: **ck it, I’m taking a decision, I made up my mind, then you go buy an Audi R8 or something else…

4. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

5. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a chair at him?

6. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor….:)

7. Never underestimate the importance of cup holders!

8. If you’re gonna regret it in the morning.. Enjoy it to the max at night!

9. They say your body is a temple… mine is a recycle bin!

10. I went out for a drink, I woke up on the street!

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

2 responses to “10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!”

  1. mike2977 says:

    My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, & we don't know where the hell she is!

  2. khaled says:

    Heheh… Poor granny.

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