10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

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Posted by Beirut on November 26, 2010
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Facebook makes work fun!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I want my 1,1914 FB friends to know that I love you all…….except #317… you sir… are an asshole :D

2. When a man says: “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” We really mean absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

3. Beauty is but a light switch away.

4. Strengthen your memory. Lie more!

5. Having a baby sure changes the way you view your in-laws. You simply love it when they come to visit now. They can babysit while you go out and party…

6. The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise :)

7. Keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer…..If that doesn’t work then kill them!!!!

8. Error: Deep-ression has caused your system to crash.you are not tuned in anymore. Please wait while I am Shutting Down.

9. It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.

10. I just read a list of ‘the 100 things to do before you die’. I’m pretty surprised ‘yell for help’ wasn’t one of them…

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

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ThoughtPick's Web marketing consultant, content writer and copy-editor. Born into a well-rounded and educated family igniting her interest in reading, writing and research. Graduated from the Lebanese American University with a bachelor's degree, with honors, in Marketing followed by an MBA. Currently an active writer, poet and blogger. ∼ Beirut

Comments and Reactions

  • I loved 2, 6, and 10. Didn't get 9 though :P

    Awesome post :)

  • fyreflye

    'Woke up to loud bangs, went to investigate and found 4 monkeys on the balcony having a party (one must have been dancing on the table, it is full of muddy prints)'

    A friend is out in Kathmandu, this was her status a few weeks ago.

  • Er

    Gosh, I thought of picking some silly Facebook status for others to laugh at…

    Thanks..

  • LOL :) Thanks for sharing :)

  • The idea of 9 is that if the person makes a mistake, he will type “retards” in the end of the email instead of regards! :P

  • Mohd

    nice ones :)

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