10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Facebook makes work fun!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I want my 1,1914 FB friends to know that I love you all…….except #317… you sir… are an asshole :D

2. When a man says: “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” We really mean absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

3. Beauty is but a light switch away.

4. Strengthen your memory. Lie more!

5. Having a baby sure changes the way you view your in-laws. You simply love it when they come to visit now. They can babysit while you go out and party…

6. The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise :)

7. Keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer…..If that doesn’t work then kill them!!!!

8. Error: Deep-ression has caused your system to crash.you are not tuned in anymore. Please wait while I am Shutting Down.

9. It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.

10. I just read a list of ‘the 100 things to do before you die’. I’m pretty surprised ‘yell for help’ wasn’t one of them…

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • I loved 2, 6, and 10. Didn't get 9 though :P

    Awesome post :)

  • fyreflye

    'Woke up to loud bangs, went to investigate and found 4 monkeys on the balcony having a party (one must have been dancing on the table, it is full of muddy prints)'

    A friend is out in Kathmandu, this was her status a few weeks ago.

  • Er

    Gosh, I thought of picking some silly Facebook status for others to laugh at…


  • LOL :) Thanks for sharing :)

  • The idea of 9 is that if the person makes a mistake, he will type “retards” in the end of the email instead of regards! :P

  • Mohd

    nice ones :)

We love Tweepi

Tweepi Logo

Follow the best and unfollow the bots, with the only Twitter management tool with stats.

Learn how to get more Twitter followers using Tweepi!

Explore Thoughtpick

Our Archived Posts

Thoughtpick by email

For more Learn Social Media by Example reviews, don't forget to subscribe to our posts by email:

©2010 thoughtpick, copyrights reserved.