10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Facebook makes work fun!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I want my 1,1914 FB friends to know that I love you all…….except #317… you sir… are an asshole :D

2. When a man says: “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” We really mean absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

3. Beauty is but a light switch away.

4. Strengthen your memory. Lie more!

5. Having a baby sure changes the way you view your in-laws. You simply love it when they come to visit now. They can babysit while you go out and party…

6. The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise :)

7. Keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer…..If that doesn’t work then kill them!!!!

8. Error: Deep-ression has caused your system to crash.you are not tuned in anymore. Please wait while I am Shutting Down.

9. It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.

10. I just read a list of ‘the 100 things to do before you die’. I’m pretty surprised ‘yell for help’ wasn’t one of them…

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.