10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates this Week!

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Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, in order to spread the laughs and the fun, I have decided to make a list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates and share it with you on a weekly basis.

Enjoy!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates:

  1. I have found out the difference between kinky and erotic: Erotic is the use of a feather… Kinky is the whole damn chicken!
  2. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, then you are just plain stupid…
  3. If life gives you melons… know you are dyslexic!
  4. Why is it when there is a 50/50 chance of doing something right, 90% of the time you do it wrong??
  5. I am not a racist, I hate everyone equally :P
  6. I am on an alcohol free diet. So far all I’ve lost is three days!
  7. Today’s action plan: Executing useless “friends” from Facebook. To the victims: Nothing personal, you’re just annoying & I’m not really interested in knowing your updates. To those exempted: This doesn’t mean I like you or want you as “friends”, you’re just there because of ethics. Blood is about to get spilled!
  8. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
  9. Do you still think we’re higher on the evolutionary chain than monkeys?
  10. Never comment on a woman’s rear end! Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end.’ Never!!! Avoid the area altogether. Trust me!
Hope you had a good laugh!
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below :)

Comments and Reactions

  • Every time I read these updates, I start laughing like a fool!

  • I really like the first might use it :P

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