Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fourth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.
1. When I broke up with someone the last thing she said to me was, ‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’ I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?
2. It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful…
3. They say don’t drink and drive, you might get hurt. For me its don’t drink and walk… I’m bruised!
4. For all those who were at the pub on Monday, please refer to me because I can’t remember anything! Thanks… The bartender
5. I am suffering from technological mood swings!
6. Always borrow money from pessimists; they’ll never expect it back!
7. The quickest way to a man’s heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe!
8. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train!
9. Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
10. My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work :P
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.