10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Laugh a Little Each day!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Hmmmmm… Heaven won’t take me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over!

2. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it …

3. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers :p

4. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

5. The remarkable thing about life is: no matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.

6. Solution to 2 of the worlds major problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry…

7. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

8. I have a drinking problem: I can’t afford it.

9. While money can’t buy love, it can buy a damn good imitation.

10. Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some people abuse the privilege.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com Amer Kawar

    Cool post, Beirut :)

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com M.Bamieh

    cute post

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