10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.6]

Facebook Users Can be Funnnnnyyyy!

Facebook Users Can be Funnnnnyyyy!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our sixth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. It seems that the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off due to economic conditions!

2. All you want for Christmas is me :P

3. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do!

4. I came across a bumper sticker that said: Please God, protect me from your followers…

5. I’m not a schizophrenic… At least, that’s what all the voices tell me.

6. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats — approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t care less!

7. You don’t have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the guy next to you.

8. It’s hard to decide whether I want to be good or bad since good girls go to heaven, yet bad girls go everywhere!

9. My 40 year old friend is proof that no one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

10. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

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