10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Laugh a Little Each day!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Hmmmmm… Heaven won’t take me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over!

2. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it …

3. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers :p

4. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

5. The remarkable thing about life is: no matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.

6. Solution to 2 of the worlds major problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry…

7. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

8. I have a drinking problem: I can’t afford it.

9. While money can’t buy love, it can buy a damn good imitation.

10. Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some people abuse the privilege.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

CityVille — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

Welcome to another episode of Thoughtpick’s series of articles: Apps Using SM Brilliantly. We will again be looking into examples of tricks and methods that online games and applications are using to make the most of social media. In other words, what is making those apps as “spreadable” and “viral” as they are.

Today’s application is: Zynga’s CityVille.

The Application:

Zynga's CityVille

Zynga’s newest game, CityVille, is the fastest growing game in the company’s history. It had nearly 300,000 players in its first 24 hours, and 3 million daily active users in its first week.

Currently, CityVille has over 12,940,000 monthly active users and 38,000 likes.

Japanese “Fit’s” Dance Contest — Learn Social Media By Example

The concept is fairly simple. Get yourself a really popular idol like say Nozomi Sasaki, pair off with another cute guy say Takeru Satou add a chubby tubby girl for comic relief and have them all dance to more addictive than crack musical tune. And just to make sure that it does go viral create a dancing contest around the video and invite everyone to post their videos on Youtube and the one with the most views wins a 100 million Yen (about $10,000). The only rule is that you have to follow the choreography cleary illustrated on the website

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Gogobot — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

What is making Gogobot application as “spreadable” and “viral” as it is? Read more to find out!

Should You Accept Your Parent’s Facebook Friend Request [Flowchart]

Should You Accept Your Parent’s Facebook Friend Request [Flowchart]

Accept or Not... That is the Question!

I came across this interesting flowchart on Mashable. The main idea of the flowchart is to guide Facebook users about whether or not they should accept their parents' friend requests based on certain criteria.

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Blogging Tools I Can’t Live Without

Blogging Tools I Can’t Live Without

Save it For Later

When creativity one of the first thing that people associate it with it is this sense of divine inspiration, the spark. This spark is the moment when a solution crystallizes in the mind of the creator, were the string of the puppeteer are hinged and the creator becomes an automaton focused solely on achieving his vision. But this...

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Facebook Cartoon Character Campaign — Learn Social Media By Example

Facebook Cartoon Character Campaign — Learn Social Media By Example

In order to try and fight violence against children all over the world, the campaign aimed at making people relive memories of their childhood by placing pictures of cartoon characters as their Facebook profile pictures.

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Jumo: The Social Network for Social Good!

Jumo: The Social Network for Social Good!

What Jumo wants to achieve is a higher lever of awareness of the problems going on around the world through actively involving those of interest and helping them find a way, together, to make a change.

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3FM’s Serious Talent Chart — Let Social Media Be the Judge

3FM’s Serious Talent Chart — Let Social Media Be the Judge

Amost a week ago, a Dutch radio station (3FM) launched a new chart, called the Serious Talent Chart which ranks talent based only on social media coverage including Twitter, YouTube, Facebook, MySpace, Hyves and Last.fm.

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10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself! Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

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