Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our seventh list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.
1. I decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
2. A man who scratches his butt should not bite fingernails!
3. If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you.
4. Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
5. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
6. The world would be a better place without me, and I simply will not allow that.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, and then lie.
8. My view on chocolate: God’s way of saying, “No hard feelings,” to those of us who aren’t getting any.
9. I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
10. The closest I got to a 4.0 at university… was my blood alcohol level!
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.