10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.9]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our ninth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.



1. Another boring sushi date? Here’s a fun idea: Each time they’re about to take a bite, yell: “Wait! I think it moved!”

2. My girlfriend is such a good cook; the smoke alarms applaud her!

3. I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: Getting up early every day or acting like you know what you’re doing. :P

4. I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive… But suicide’s a crime.

5. If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.

6. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face!

7. Alcohol does NOT make you fat! It makes you lean… against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ….ugly people!!!

8. We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go .

9. If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you!

10. I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next.” They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

3 responses to “10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.9]”

  1. Amer Kawar says:

    #10 was unexpected. Great list :D

  2. M.Bamieh says:

    Hehe I especially like to read these in the morning

  3. Yes, especially the final one about the grandma’s was really great. Thanks for sharing…

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