10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.10]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our tenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Today I learned the real meaning of this sentence: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research!

3. A piece of advice: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

5. Warning: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

6. People are nuts: They believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

7. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

8. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

9. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

10. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com Amer Kawar

    #2 is hilarious and makes great sense. Awesome post!

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com M.Bamieh

    I like these ones a lot

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    Thanks! I like them too! ;)

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