10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.12]

Facebook Fun!

Facebook Fun!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our twelfth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect.

2. Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses DO something!

3. I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname…

4. Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!

5. My friend always speaks with a lisp… Makes me wonder, who’s cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have a “s” in it?

6. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

7. The best way to get back at the man who steals your wife…is to let him keep her.

8. Save water- shower with me!

9. I have PMS and a stick… now what were you saying?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes!

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

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3 responses to “10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.12]”

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  2. M.Bamieh says:

    number 4 is icky … eww

  3. Beiruta says:

    LOL! But come on, it’s true!

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