10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.13]

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Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our thirteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I am wondering if one can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

2. I went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

3. Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud!

4. I sometimes think that Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?”

5. The worst time part of the night is when I am sober enough to remember the number of the new girl I just met and drunk enough to call!

6. I’m thinkin about takin my own life, I might as well. Except they might not sell weed in hell :P

7. Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its all gone.

8. I saw this amazing bumper sticker the other day: “Save the environment; kill yourself”.

9. If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.

10. Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

17 responses to “10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.13]”

  1. Amer Kawar says:

    #s 2 and 3 are my favs. #10 is just evil :)

  2. Beiruta says:

    Hahaha! Yes it is… But remember, I own I cat and love it dearly, do you? :P

  3. Emilydb1953 says:

    I have a card somewhere that I’ve been saving for years to send on the right occasion that says ‘I like cats. too; want to trade recipes?’ LOL

  4. Beiruta says:

    LOL!! OMG! Good one :P

  5. Jhg says:

    all shit

  6. Genesimmons says:

    wow! is an icat the next gen ipad?

  7. Best one ever:

    I spent some time at my wife’s grave today…
    She doesn’t know. She thinks I’m digging a pond.

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  10. Cuntface says:

    Your shit

  11. Mista Bullet says:

    shit happen

  12. omg this is nice hahaha lol 

  13. mica says:

    nice click 
    and i like this one liner most
     The worst time part of the night is when I am sober enough to remember the number of the new girl I just met and drunk enough to call!

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  15. Caylin_2013 says:

    26 letters in the alphabet wft I need U for?

  16. Caylin_2013 says:

    LADIES: I have a bat. I have a bf. Take my bat before you take my bf, because if you take my bf, I still have my bat. :D

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