10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.14]

Good one!

Good one!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fourteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. The best thing about telepathy is… I know, right?

2. What do you call 1000 nuns in a warehouse? …… Virgin Megastore!!

3. I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ I click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.

4. There are 24 cans of beer in a beer case, and 24 hours in a day. I don’t believe this to be a coincidence.

5. I’m only crazy when other people cant stand that I’m right!

6. Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit.

7. Carpe Diem: Seize the day… Carp e denim: Theres a fish in my pants

8. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

9. My doctor told me not to drink any more, so I don’t. I don’t drink any less, but I don’t drink any more.

10. I phoned my father to tell him I had stopped smoking… He called me a quitter.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com Amer Kawar

    I am laughing and I’m still at #1!! Awesome list, Beirut :)

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    One of my favorites so far as well :)

  • Justin

    If you don’t pay you’re excorcist do you get repossessed?

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    LOL! Good one :P

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  • http://www.huscompagniet.se/malmoe Villa

    These are some great blogs! Thanks for the compilation!

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    Glad you’ve enjoyed them :)

  • Janine

    I will insert them on http://www.facebooksbestof.com/likefight/ if it is okay :D I insert as many quotes as possible on this site so that I only have to click on like if I must use one :D
    Thanks for sharing and the smile in my face :D

  • Bevankhusal

    is “lovin the BITCH who is claiming to be mental to get out of paying child support for her own daughter! Talking about “its good news for me”!

  • http://onelinersfunny.wordpress.com/ Truefree

    hahahahah ,
    nice post lol
    i always like to read such a post like his thanks for posting .

  • Lionlover67

    To
    the employee that has chlamydia, you apparently left your pink pill on
    my desk by my adding machine. Guess it is time to disinfect my office..

  • Lionlover67

    how do you post on yours? I tried but it didn’t show up!!

  • http://www.mactonweb.com Web design London

    I really liked this post. 
    Thanks for the compilation!

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