10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.14]

Good one!

Good one!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fourteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. The best thing about telepathy is… I know, right?

2. What do you call 1000 nuns in a warehouse? …… Virgin Megastore!!

3. I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ I click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.

4. There are 24 cans of beer in a beer case, and 24 hours in a day. I don’t believe this to be a coincidence.

5. I’m only crazy when other people cant stand that I’m right!

6. Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit.

7. Carpe Diem: Seize the day… Carp e denim: Theres a fish in my pants

8. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

9. My doctor told me not to drink any more, so I don’t. I don’t drink any less, but I don’t drink any more.

10. I phoned my father to tell him I had stopped smoking… He called me a quitter.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

13 responses to “10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.14]”

  1. Amer Kawar says:

    I am laughing and I’m still at #1!! Awesome list, Beirut :)

  2. Beiruta says:

    One of my favorites so far as well :)

  3. Justin says:

    If you don’t pay you’re excorcist do you get repossessed?

  4. Beiruta says:

    LOL! Good one :P

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  6. Villa says:

    These are some great blogs! Thanks for the compilation!

  7. Beiruta says:

    Glad you’ve enjoyed them :)

  8. Janine says:

    I will insert them on http://www.facebooksbestof.com/likefight/ if it is okay :D I insert as many quotes as possible on this site so that I only have to click on like if I must use one :D
    Thanks for sharing and the smile in my face :D

  9. Bevankhusal says:

    is “lovin the BITCH who is claiming to be mental to get out of paying child support for her own daughter! Talking about “its good news for me”!

  10. Truefree says:

    hahahahah ,
    nice post lol
    i always like to read such a post like his thanks for posting .

  11. Lionlover67 says:

    the employee that has chlamydia, you apparently left your pink pill on
    my desk by my adding machine. Guess it is time to disinfect my office..

  12. Lionlover67 says:

    how do you post on yours? I tried but it didn’t show up!!

  13. I really liked this post. 
    Thanks for the compilation!

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