10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.15]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

1. If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?

2. Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: This one had insurance. Don’t kill him :P

3. Whenever I’m leaving the work bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting, we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office.

4. Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate!

5. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!

6. Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell, and still have them look forward to the trip.

7. My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession :)

8. Avoid employing unlucky people – throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them!

9. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

10. Two Rules of Success : 1) Don’t tell everything you know.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

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One response to “10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.15]”

  1. Paul says:

    These are genuinely funny. Thanks.

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