10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.16]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our sixteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Say cheese :)

Say cheese :)

1. You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status :)

2. Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos. This is why I am proud to say I am an idiot!

3. I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.

4. I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!

5. I’m not in denial I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept :)

6. Ever heard of this book title? How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children?

7. I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it’s in a jar on my desk :P

8. In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!

9. If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?

10. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com Amer Kawar

    Good list. Darker than usual, though. :)

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

    I guess it’s the people’s reaction to what is going on in the world :)

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