Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our sixteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.
1. You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status :)
2. Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos. This is why I am proud to say I am an idiot!
3. I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.
4. I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
5. I’m not in denial I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept :)
6. Ever heard of this book title? How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children?
7. I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it’s in a jar on my desk :P
8. In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
9. If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?
10. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.