10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.17]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our seventeenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook jokes, quotes & updates.



1. Do you ever just look at someone and “why” is the only thing you can come up with?

2. My motto in life is: If you can’t convince them, confuse the crap out of them!

3. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

4. Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

5. What you believe is wrong. My opinion is fact.

6. 2 in every one people are schitzophrenic!

7. Bumper Sticker: Jesus may love you, but everybody else hates your guts!

8. They say that drinking kills brain cells, but the way I figure it is that it’s like a lion chasing a herd of buffalo. It will only kill the slowest ones first.

9. My sexual preference is “often” :P

10. I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • Anu

    Dear America,
    You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

  • Reddyanupama

    Dear Ugly People,
    You’re welcome.
    Sincerely, Alcohol

  • http://blog.thoughtpick.com M.Bamieh

    that picture is hilarious :)

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