Every day, I come across a few hilarious reads on Facebook. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our eighteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook updates, jokes & quotes.
1. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good :P
2. Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up!
3. Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.
4. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!
5. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
6. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
7. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings :P
8. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places!
9. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
10. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room!
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.