10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.19]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our nineteenth list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

Funny & Cute!

Funny & Cute!

1. A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’!

2. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

3. Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.

4. I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?

5. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eyes!

6. People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people :P

7. Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

8. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

9. He said to me: “The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list!”

10. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook updates, jokes or quotes in the comments section below.

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