10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.21]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 21st list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

Have a great laugh :)

Have a great laugh :)

1. My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather!

2. One day, I showed up late for work. The boss yelled “You should have been here at 8:30!” I replied: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

3. My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

4. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

5. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

The Perfect Social Media Fanatic Gift Guide

Do you feel the urge to spread the social media love in the analog meatland? Do you feel that some people need some more social media in their life? Or perhaps you feel that everyone will be put on the righteous path of social media fanaticism given the right kind of introduction or tool?

Regardless of the reason you convince yourself with, one thing should be clear in your head: A person with no friends or followers should not even exist, his existential strife should just tear him apart and hence your existence and its importance is tied to the percentage of the world population that get to hear about what you had for lunch. So if baiting others with a gift is the only way to get those privacy nuts, Amish or even toddlers to join social media then so be it!

Twitter Bear and the Facebook Penguin

Let’s face it, Twitter is not the most attractive platform, instead of having bright colors, pictures and videos you are essentially relegated to the SMS format so having a bear that would read your tweets in a cute Japanese Engrish accent is a great pull for girls of all ages. With this toy, they will be following you religiously in no time. On the other hand if your target is to add more Facebook friends then Pingo the Facebook Penguin is the right gift for you, a tomodashi for the social media kids. Though its a tad bit pricey at $150.

10 Worst Things about Facebook [Part 2]

Welcome to part 2 of the 10 worst things about Facebook that you should keep an eye out for:

10 Worst Things about Facebook [Part 1]

I have recently deactivated my Facebook account and frankly, I feel a relief I never experienced since I set up my Facebook account sometime back in 2007.

Therefore, I will be sharing with you the 10 worst things about Facebook that you should keep an eye out for:

Reppler: The New Social Media Monitoring Service

Reppler: The New Social Media Monitoring Service

My Facebook Acoount on Reppler

Simply put, Reppler is a social media monitoring service designed to keep your social reputation clean and safe. It addresses three critical pillars of your social reputation — content, privacy and security.

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10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.20]

10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.20]

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself! Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 20th list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

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50 Great Ways Colleges Are Using Facebook [Reblog]

50 Great Ways Colleges Are Using Facebook [Reblog]

Facebook Mosaic

Colleges have fully embraced Facebook as a way to interact with current and prospective students, alumni, and even the general public.

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Google’s “Dear Sophie” Bring Tears to Youtube

"The Web Is What You Make It" is Google's new campaign for its Chrome browser.

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Gizmodo’s Shooting Challenge: Photomosaics

Gizmodo’s Shooting Challenge: Photomosaics

Lead photomosiac by Dan4th

Gizmodo seem to be on a role with yet another amusing and viral challenge for their friends and followers!

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Disney Tickets Together — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly!

Disney Tickets Together — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly!

Collecting Badges & Competing with friends!

Millions of applications are flooding the social media scene yearly, some are fun, others are valuable while only a few have the ability of shining through the bunch and making a lasting impression! Today's application is one of those few that deserve to be reviewed and appreciated: Disney "Tickets Together" App.

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