Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 20th list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.
1. If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
2. Opera is when a guy get stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings!
3. I exercise not because I care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked!
4. I keep trying to lose weight , but it keeps finding me.
5. How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?
6. I’m on a 30 day diet. So far I’ve lost 15 days :P
7. Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men? It changes your blood type!
8. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it.The thief was spending less than his wife did.
9. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
10. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook updates, jokes or quotes in the comments section below.