10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.22]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 22nd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

LOL!!

1. Dear Face, Nice to meet you! Sincerely, Palm.

2. A cop pulled me over today and said: “papers”, so I said: “scissors, I win!”

3. How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?

4. I think firetrucks & ambulances would be more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song “Move Bitch” by Ludacris :P

5. It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes. I mean you’re here aren’t you?

6. What’s common between air & a student? Both turn the pages without reading them!

7. I don’t have ugly hand writing, I have my own font.

8. I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02” That should keep my weird neighbors on their toes for a while!

9. Dear Students, I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles every five minutes. Sincerely, Teacher.

10. Hey! Wanna make $$$$ fast? Just follow these simple instructions! 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 four times. It’s that easy!

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook updates, jokes or quotes in the comments section below.

Comments and Reactions

  • love the “move bitch” joke! As always a great list.

  • S_acharya11

    The ways of your style is supop and like to be on your place,wanna add? 

  • gavin

    $$$$ it woks lol

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