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10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.23]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 23rd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

1. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

2. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

3. Dear friend #317, maybe you should slip into something more comfortable….. like a Coma :D

4. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

5. I wants all my FB friends to know I loves them all…….except #669.. YOU sir, are an a**!

6. I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition!

7. A 3 a.m phone call :$. “Were you asleep?” “No, I was skydiving!!!”

8. They SaY ” Love Is In The Air ” …. I Say My Share Of Love Is Lost In Pollution :P

9. Facebook should change the “Friends” section to “Friends & People I’ve Only Made Eye Contact With”.

10. If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook updates, jokes or quotes in the comments section below.

Posted by on June 29, 2011.

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