Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 23rd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.
1. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
2. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
3. Dear friend #317, maybe you should slip into something more comfortable….. like a Coma :D
4. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
5. I wants all my FB friends to know I loves them all…….except #669.. YOU sir, are an a**!
6. I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition!
7. A 3 a.m phone call :$. “Were you asleep?” “No, I was skydiving!!!”
8. They SaY ” Love Is In The Air ” …. I Say My Share Of Love Is Lost In Pollution :P
9. Facebook should change the “Friends” section to “Friends & People I’ve Only Made Eye Contact With”.
10. If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook updates, jokes or quotes in the comments section below.