Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!
Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our ninth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.
1. Another boring sushi date? Here’s a fun idea: Each time they’re about to take a bite, yell: “Wait! I think it moved!”
2. My girlfriend is such a good cook; the smoke alarms applaud her!
3. I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: Getting up early every day or acting like you know what you’re doing. :P
4. I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive… But suicide’s a crime.
5. If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.