10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.13]

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Ready to laugh?

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our thirteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I am wondering if one can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

2. I went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

3. Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud!

4. I sometimes think that Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?”

5. The worst time part of the night is when I am sober enough to remember the number of the new girl I just met and drunk enough to call!

6. I’m thinkin about takin my own life, I might as well. Except they might not sell weed in hell :P

7. Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its all gone.

8. I saw this amazing bumper sticker the other day: “Save the environment; kill yourself”.

9. If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.

10. Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

Now you can b**** about your job on Facebook & get away with it!

As soon as Facebook use became ubiquitous, we started hearing about more and more people who have lost their jobs due to the service. There are plenty of stories, from those caught skipping work to attend a Halloween party, to those who just unloaded on their boss after a bad day. Although people tend to be careless, they are still entitled to voice their grievances to their co-workers and other people around them. That’s exactly what a Connecticut court ruled a few days ago, and that employers should not restrict their workers from talking about their jobs on social media sites.

So What is the Story?

You Guys and Gals are Safe Now

In 2009 Souza, an American Medical Response of Connecticut worker, was fired from her job after posting an expletive-filled status message on her Facebook complaining about her supervisor and job. The National Labor Relations Board picked up her case and filed a complaint against the company and won it. The ruling was that employees have the right, and the protection of the government, to express their opinions about their jobs and working conditions on social media sites. This will surely change quite a few thing when it comes to corporate acceptable internet usage policies in the USA.

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Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself! Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our ninth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

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