10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.21]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 21st list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

Have a great laugh :)

Have a great laugh :)

1. My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather!

2. One day, I showed up late for work. The boss yelled “You should have been here at 8:30!” I replied: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

3. My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

4. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

5. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.18]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious reads on Facebook. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our eighteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook updates, jokes & quotes.

1. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good :P

2. Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up!

3. Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

4. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

5. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

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