10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.19]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our nineteenth list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

Funny & Cute!

Funny & Cute!

1. A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’!

2. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

3. Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.

4. I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?

5. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eyes!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.15]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

1. If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?

2. Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: This one had insurance. Don’t kill him :P

3. Whenever I’m leaving the work bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting, we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office.

4. Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate!

5. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!

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