10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.22]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 22nd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.


1. Dear Face, Nice to meet you! Sincerely, Palm.

2. A cop pulled me over today and said: “papers”, so I said: “scissors, I win!”

3. How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?

4. I think firetrucks & ambulances would be more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song “Move Bitch” by Ludacris :P

Ken’s Campaign to Win Barbie’s <3

How come I didn’t receive the memo about this? Apparently, Ken and Barbie have broke up in 2004. The Malibu girl opted for a surfer dude called Blaine breaking Ken’s heart and now, 7 years later, Ken has finally forgave party and has launched a social media campaign to win the heart of his beloved again by Valentine’s day.

What is it about?

Ken and Barbie are an iconic couple; if you look-up the definition of the word, you’ll find Ken & Barbie written next to it. She dropped him like the accessory that he is for a surfer toy boy. If she didn’t run off with Blaine, Ken and Barbie would have been together for 50 years but Ken has a forgiving heart is leaving it up to the fans to decide whether they should get back together or not. By visiting Facebook.com/barbie you will be able to vote on whether or not they should give it another shot.

The campaign is partly done to promote the new sweet talking Ken toy.

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The Zimmer Twins: Taking Story Telling to A Whole New Level!

Have you ever watched Dexter’s Laboratories on Cartoon Network? Did you ever wish that the ending of an episode was different? Or maybe that the characters could do more?

Well, wishing time is over, at least when it comes to Jason Krogh’s and Aaron Leighton’s Zimmer Twins!

FrontierVille – The Budding Champion of Facebook Games

FrontierVille is the latest game from Zynga and it’s make inroads in the Facebook gaming community and managed to add over 3.7 million user this past week alone. The Game took many of the elements that make other Zynga games addictive and put them together to create, arguably, their best game yet!

Give a Damn Campaign — Learn Social Media By Example

Give a Damn Campaign — Learn Social Media By Example

Active fans on the campaign's fanpage

The only way we can truly achieve equality for all is if we all get informed and get involved. In other words, the only way to make a change is to give a damn - and that is how this campaign came to play.

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Power of Anonymous: The Collective Known As Anonymous

Power of Anonymous: The Collective Known As Anonymous

Would You?

Anonymity is still a pillar of the internet, and a requisite part for certain parts of it to remain functional. One such part that we talked about here on the Thoughpick blog has been wikileaks.com. The site exemplifies the importance of anonymity on the net and why it is important to maintain that as a feature of the web. The main...

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Best “Server Down” Message Ever. Kudos to Grooveshark!

Best “Server Down” Message Ever. Kudos to Grooveshark!

Grooveshark's Pickles panda bear

I got their server-down message while visiting Grooveshark.com. But, it's not your regular "server is down" message, thus this post! Read and laugh.

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Skinput: Your Family & Friends… Just an Arm Away!

Skinput: Your Family & Friends… Just an Arm Away!

Microsoft’s Innovative Skinput Gadget

Innovation is GREAT! Creativity is even greater! However, I can't help but wonder about aspects such as health, sociability, cost and communication when it comes to Microsoft's new gadget phone!

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Numa Numa, Dancing Matt, Chris Crocker… Where Are They Now?

A meme, what once meant the inheritance of cultural genes is now synonymous with the LOLZ. Have you ever wondered what contributions those moments of genius provided to the human race ? They have given us the Tron Guy, Bubb Rubb and "he who shall not be named !" which have provided us with innumerous countless hours of face exercising...

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