Being on Facebook and Twitter is an essential part of your existence. Just as you eat and sleep daily, you also tweet and follow up on the gossip about who is hanging out with who and which couple are going through a bumpy ride lately using your social media tentacles that are spread across platforms and throughout the entire web.

Being in a social setting is not a complete experience without twiddling thumbs on a smart phone for the entirety of your presence there, you, my friend are a Social Media Fanatic (SMF)!

In the past, it was very easy for your to set yourself apart from the crowd and be an SMF, all you needed was a smart phone. Nowadays, since everyone and their yuppie have one, you need to go the extra mile to set yourself apart.

Attire

Kick Like a Twit

To look the part, you need to be fully decked out with some cool social media outfitters. The Facebook and Twitter Adidas kicks from Gerry Mckay are perfect for the job. To complete the look, be sure to pick up an UpdateMe T-shirt with a washable marker so you can wear your status update wherever your go and have people actually commenting on your chest and belly.