10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Facebook makes work fun!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I want my 1,1914 FB friends to know that I love you all…….except #317… you sir… are an asshole :D

2. When a man says: “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” We really mean absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

3. Beauty is but a light switch away.

4. Strengthen your memory. Lie more!

Hashable: Tracking Personal & Professional Social Interactions

Hashable in Beta

Only a few hours ago, Mashable rolled out the carpet to a new startup aiming to simplify and track personal and professional social interactions: Hashable.

As we understood it, Hashable links your social media accounts through hashtags. “It helps you document real-world connections with friends and professional contacts by using hashtags to describe interactions. Hashable tracks actions, connections, salutations, props and any other type of hashtag you can dream up.” ~ Mashable

Some Features of Hashable:

  • A Hashable user can introduce any two Twitter users or e-mail contacts using the “Make an #intro” feature. Hashable publicly (or privately) notifies both parties via Twitter or e-mail and follows up to verify a connection was made.
  • The “Post a connection” feature lets you specify a hashtag and the e-mail addresses or Twitter names of the people you have connected with offline. With this feature, you can use the system to quickly document all types of exchanges with hashtags such as #justmet, #meeting, #breakfast, #lunch, #dinner, #drinks, #coffee, #tennis and #thanks.
  • Hashable also supports Twitter and e-mail and will soon support iPhone-app connections. The service employs game mechanics to inspire user engagement, rewarding users with points in the form of “Hashcred” for making introductions and receiving connections; super users are highlighted on the “top connectors” leader boards.

Hashable’s ultimate aim is to create a new data set around person-to-person interactions.”

Things to Think About:

After reading this post on Mashable, 2 things came to mind:

  1. How come Mashable does not mind that Hashable sounds exactly like it in a way that is so confusing and annoying at the same time! To me, they sound like brother and sister: Hashable and Mashable.
  2. How come none of those who read the post on Mashable understood how Hashable really works?

Thank you for being good listeners (or readers in this case) :)

Looking forward to your comments, feedback and insights in the comment section below…

Warning: Your Naked Photos, Too, Might Be Posted on Facebook!

Brokenhearted, drunk and fueled with jealousy after his girlfriend suddenly pulled the plug on their relationship, Joshua posted his ex-girlfriend’s pictures on Facebook, for millions of Facebook users to see and was made legal history for being put in jail for doing so!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself! Enjoy my second link :)

First Dutch #Twedding… Who’s Next?

First Dutch #Twedding… Who’s Next?

Dutch Twedding!

A week ago, Holland witnessed the events of the first wedding concluded via Twitter: The groom-to-be proposed via Twitter and the bride-to-be accepted in the same way. They invited people via Twitter and the actual wedding ceremony could be followed via Twitter as well.

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Divorce: What’s Facebook Got to Do with It?

Divorce: What’s Facebook Got to Do with It?

Social media opens the door to many topics, issues and problems which many of us are unaware of. Recently, while checking out my Facebook account, something triggered my trail of thoughts and I started wondering: How does Facebook affect the decision to get a divorce? What implications does divorce have on a Facebook user thinking...

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Bored.com — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

Bored.com — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

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Jimmy Fallon’s Twitter Hashtag Game — Learn Social Media By Example

Jimmy Fallon’s Twitter Hashtag Game — Learn Social Media By Example

Why stick to the old methods of advertising TV shows when you could use social media to do the rough work for you? I am sure someone out there thought about this and came up with the following plan: Integrate Twitter in the TV show and get tweeps buzzing!

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Halifax Holiday Matchmaker — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

Halifax Holiday Matchmaker — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

We will again be looking into examples of tricks and methods that online games and applications are using to make the most of social media. In other words, what is making those apps as “spreadable” and “viral” as they are. Today’s application is: Halifax Holiday Matchmaker on Facebook.

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Twitter Saves a Life, by Preventing a Suicide!

Twitter Saves a Life, by Preventing a Suicide!

If you take the time to really look, you will find that sometimes, social media has the power to solve problems and maybe even save lives!

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