10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.16]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our sixteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Say cheese :)

Say cheese :)

1. You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status :)

2. Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos. This is why I am proud to say I am an idiot!

3. I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.

4. I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!

5. I’m not in denial I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept :)

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.15]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

1. If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?

2. Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: This one had insurance. Don’t kill him :P

3. Whenever I’m leaving the work bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting, we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office.

4. Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate!

5. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!

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