50 Funniest & Weirdest Twitter Tweets!

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face“. ~Victor Hugo

It’s time for some fun brought to you by Thoughtpick! Therefore, I have prepared for you a list of 50 of my favorite recent, funniest and weirdest Twitter tweets! Enjoy!

P.S: Apologies for any use of foul language but we made it a point to bring you the tweet uncut and uncensored!

  1. @comedyclipsblog I’ve just seen a group on facebook called I Hate Feet. Obviously these people are fans of the metric system #joke
  2. @ILuvPatrickStar I remember once I said sumthing I thought was a joke it wasn’t I got in trouble haha
  3. @ericlemke Starring your own tweet is like the internet version of laughing at your own joke.
  4. @beiruta #joke: Q. What is the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. LOL
  5. @ItzLikeImUnReal @sweetheart0315 weird is not always bad lol
  6. @MrsMartan There are times when that I wish I could turn back time.., and stay as quiet as a mouse then opening my big mouth…
    Funny Cat Laughing!

    Funny Cat Laughing!

  7. @callmeteliz so… I find the word “attractive” really attractive. No joke
  8. @marcymac Iphone seems to amplify train noises. My friends ask me if I live in Hooterville. (I always say yes) LOL
  9. @Carlie_pie lets try this again lol “his eye is on the sparrow and i know he watches me”
  10. @nmcollins i don’t like bathroom humor, but the word ‘poop’ is just funny.
  11. @tammychua Funny how playing ‘scissors-paper-stone’ can make me laugh like mad.
  12. @louhaffner @tinarosegriffin TINA. PACK IT IN! Just because he didnt find your comments about his chest hair funny, lol. & I know you do! ha.
  13. @Boomquiesha_J Almost said a highly inappropriate “your mom” joke involving chronological inconsistencies. I really should just go to bed.
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