Merry Christmas, everyone. Just in case you’re an internet junkie like us and you’re on the PC today, we have an off-beat post for you with a bunch of funny Christmas jokes and cartoons. Enjoy! :)

Xmas - Ho Ho Ho!

Reindeer vs. Dog
Merry Christmas, everyone. Just in case you’re an internet junkie like us and you’re on the PC today, we have an off-beat post for you with a bunch of funny Christmas jokes and cartoons. Enjoy! :)

Xmas - Ho Ho Ho!

Reindeer vs. Dog
There are a bunch of people on Twitter talking about everything and anything, nonetheless, we all need our constant supply of laughter! So, in our unending service to humanity, we would like to share with you the top 10 funny tweeps who you must follow on your Twitter account.
These are people who perfected the art of a 140 character humor, and are able to knock you off of your chair with their brilliant “single” liners.
In no particular order…
If you are a press writer these are the advices that you definitely don’t want to listen to. It is a guaranteed laugh and they actually have hours of operation.
Gems Worth sharing:
Instead of “economic downturn,” try financial melancholy, money-storm, global bummer, The End Times.
“Stupider” and “Stupidest” are not words, but can be used when describing Internet message board comments.
It was both fun and interesting to research and write down a list of the current available twittering objects, appliances and animals. Some of them had us impressed (very impressed!), others made us laugh, while some made us wonder: how would our future be like when other objects ride the wave and carry on the trend of non-human twittering?
So, here at Thoughtpick, we decided to come together, sit down and let our wide imagination run loose in order to come up with a list of what we think would be funny future Twitter gadgets. We urge you to keep reading this post and prepare yourself for a good laugh! Don’t forget to share with us any funny thoughts you might have :)
It can sure be useful for medical diagnosis but it can also be fun tracking other people’s delivering *habits*! It will track duration and weight of… delivery – for the lack of a better term -
@DiaherraX just had a 6 minute 20 seconds long dump, weighing 316 grams!
@DumpTracker (no offense @TrendTracker) would also keep score of today’s heaviest dump!
@DumpTracker: And today’s biggest dump was by @ILoveBurgerKing at 1.2 kg
