10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Facebook makes work fun!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I want my 1,1914 FB friends to know that I love you all…….except #317… you sir… are an asshole :D

2. When a man says: “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” We really mean absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

3. Beauty is but a light switch away.

4. Strengthen your memory. Lie more!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Laugh like a baby!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, welcome to the second list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Enjoy!

1. Having a baby sure changes the way you view your in-laws. You simply love it when they come to visit now. They can babysit while you go out and party….

2. If the theory says that man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?

3. It’s just one of those days when you wake up and say: **ck it, I’m taking a decision, I made up my mind, then you go buy an Audi R8 or something else…

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