10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.7]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our seventh list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Facebook Award!

Facebook Award!

1. I decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

2. A man who scratches his butt should not bite fingernails!

3. If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you.

4. Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Laugh a Little Each day!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Hmmmmm… Heaven won’t take me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over!

2. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it …

3. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers :p

4. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

5. The remarkable thing about life is: no matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.

6. Solution to 2 of the worlds major problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry…

7. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

8. I have a drinking problem: I can’t afford it.

9. While money can’t buy love, it can buy a damn good imitation.

10. Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some people abuse the privilege.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons Aug/Sept 2010

We are back with more hilarious jokes, clips and cartoons to bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day! Therefore, we would like to invite you to enjoy our eleventh fun collection of social media and networking related cartoons, jokes and clips!

15 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons July 2010

We are back with more hilarious jokes, clips and cartoons to bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day! Therefore, we would like to invite you to enjoy our tenth fun collection of social media and networking related cartoons, jokes and clips!

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons May/June 2010

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons May/June 2010

We are back with more efforts to bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day! Therefore, we would like to invite you to enjoy our ninth fun collection of social media and networking related cartoons, jokes and clips! (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8)

Read entire post »
Add your comment

35 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons April 2010

35 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons April 2010

Meta Data By Geek & Poke

We are still attempting to bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day! Therefore, the Thoughtpick team would like to invite you to enjoy our eighth fun collection of social media and networking related cartoons, jokes and clips!

Read entire post »
Add your comment

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons Feb2010

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons Feb2010

Short replies by geek & poke

The Thoughtpick team would like to invite you to enjoy our seventh fun collection of social media and networking related cartoons, jokes and clips!

Read entire post »
Add your comment

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons for January 2010

20 Top Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons for January 2010

Friends on Facebook! By Dan Moynihan

Thoughtpick team would like to present you with our sixth fun collection of social media and networking related cartoons, jokes and clips!

Read entire post »
Add your comment

25 Best 2009 Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons!

25 Best 2009 Social Media Jokes, Clips & Cartoons!

Friend Request By Tim Whyatt

To ease you into 2010 with a smile, Thoughtpick presents you with the fifth special episode of top 25 social media jokes, clips and cartoons!

Read entire post »
Add your comment

12 Christmas Jokes & Cartoons… Merry Christmas!

12 Christmas Jokes & Cartoons… Merry Christmas!

Christmas Joke: Bad boy!

Merry Christmas, everyone. Just in case you're an internet junkie like us and you're on the PC today, we have an off-beat post for you with a bunch of funny Christmas jokes and cartoons. Enjoy! :)

Read entire post »
Add your comment
©2010 thoughtpick, copyrights reserved.