10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.18]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious reads on Facebook. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our eighteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook updates, jokes & quotes.

1. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good :P

2. Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up!

3. Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

4. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

5. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.15]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

1. If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?

2. Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: This one had insurance. Don’t kill him :P

3. Whenever I’m leaving the work bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting, we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office.

4. Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate!

5. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

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