10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.23]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 23rd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

1. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

2. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

3. Dear friend #317, maybe you should slip into something more comfortable….. like a Coma :D

4. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

5. I wants all my FB friends to know I loves them all…….except #669.. YOU sir, are an a**!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.22]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 22nd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

LOL!!

1. Dear Face, Nice to meet you! Sincerely, Palm.

2. A cop pulled me over today and said: “papers”, so I said: “scissors, I win!”

3. How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?

4. I think firetrucks & ambulances would be more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song “Move Bitch” by Ludacris :P

Millionaire City — Apps Using Social Media Brilliantly

We will be looking into the tricks and methods that Millionaire City is using to make the most of social media. In other words, what is making this app as “spreadable” and “viral” as it is.

“Twitter: The Movie”… Are You Kidding Me?

Once you think: “This can’t get any weirder!“, you find out that you were totally wrong! With Facebook’s “The Social Network” trailer becoming a hugely viral hit, it seems to make sense that real social networks would become breeding grounds for trailer spoofs. The latest: “Twitter: The Movie.” Simply put, this new movie will be [...]

Facebook Fiercely Occupies This Week’s Headlines!

Facebook Fiercely Occupies This Week’s Headlines!

Bye Bye Facebook!

What a "mighty" week this has been for Facebook! The Internet has been buzzing with news about Facebook to no end. So, in efforts to make your Facebook related information collection easier, here is a small list of the top Facebook news for this week:

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Anything you “Tweet” can & will be used against you!

Anything you “Tweet” can & will be used against you!

Library of Congress, Jefferson Building by Michael Casey

The Library of Congress announced this week that it will archive the billions of tweets published since Twitter launched in March 2006. Is it a waste of money and time?

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IBM’s Crime Prediction Software — Goodbye, human rights?

IBM’s Crime Prediction Software — Goodbye, human rights?

Crime Statistics

The Florida State Department of Juvenile Justice will use analysis software from IBM to predict crime by young delinquents, putting potential offenders under specific prevention and education programs. Goodbye human rights!

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Does Social Media Have the Power to Deteriorate the Economy?

Does Social Media Have the Power to Deteriorate the Economy?

Money Talks!

How much is the total economic cost of using social media in other countries worldwide? Consequently, in the long run, does social media have the power to deteriorate the economy in general? And is social media to blame for information leakage and lack of privacy?

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Follower Trafficking: Would You Sell Your Twitter Followers – Discreetly?

Follower Trafficking: Would You Sell Your Twitter Followers – Discreetly?

Twitter Followers for Money?

What is my definition of the "trafficking of followers"? Is it as bad as it sounds? And if given the chance, would you actually try to discreetly exploit your Twitter followers by selling them for money?

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