50 Funniest & Weirdest Twitter Tweets!

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face“. ~Victor Hugo

It’s time for some fun brought to you by Thoughtpick! Therefore, I have prepared for you a list of 50 of my favorite recent, funniest and weirdest Twitter tweets! Enjoy!

P.S: Apologies for any use of foul language but we made it a point to bring you the tweet uncut and uncensored!

  1. @comedyclipsblog I’ve just seen a group on facebook called I Hate Feet. Obviously these people are fans of the metric system #joke
  2. @ILuvPatrickStar I remember once I said sumthing I thought was a joke it wasn’t I got in trouble haha
  3. @ericlemke Starring your own tweet is like the internet version of laughing at your own joke.
  4. @beiruta #joke: Q. What is the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. LOL
  5. @ItzLikeImUnReal @sweetheart0315 weird is not always bad lol
  6. @MrsMartan There are times when that I wish I could turn back time.., and stay as quiet as a mouse then opening my big mouth…
    Funny Cat Laughing!

    Funny Cat Laughing!

  7. @callmeteliz so… I find the word “attractive” really attractive. No joke
  8. @marcymac Iphone seems to amplify train noises. My friends ask me if I live in Hooterville. (I always say yes) LOL
  9. @Carlie_pie lets try this again lol “his eye is on the sparrow and i know he watches me”
  10. @nmcollins i don’t like bathroom humor, but the word ‘poop’ is just funny.
  11. @tammychua Funny how playing ‘scissors-paper-stone’ can make me laugh like mad.
  12. @louhaffner @tinarosegriffin TINA. PACK IT IN! Just because he didnt find your comments about his chest hair funny, lol. & I know you do! ha.
  13. @Boomquiesha_J Almost said a highly inappropriate “your mom” joke involving chronological inconsistencies. I really should just go to bed.

“The Future Internet: Service Web 3.0” [video]

Information is a source of learning. But unless it is organized, processed, and available to the right people in a format for decision making, it is a burden, not a benefit.” William Pollard. I agree and I’m sure that most of you do as well!

Take a look at the following video; my analysis will follow right after.

After viewing the video and reading the quote above , I am only inclined to think about the following issues with rather serious concerns and heavy hesitations: Is it wise to push for information to be handled solely by machines speaking to each other with minimum human interference? What is the degree to which privacy is compromised when utilizing semantic technologies? And do we have enough backup capacities to secure information in case of electricity cuts or natural disasters?

What do you think?

Interesting video: Facebook, not what you think…

Why do we trust Facebook (Twitter, Myspace, and so on) and share so many personal details and secrets on their platform(s)? If something goes wrong, who’s to blame?

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