10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.20]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 20th list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

1. If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

2. Opera is when a guy get stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings!

3. I exercise not because I care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked!

4. I keep trying to lose weight , but it keeps finding me.

5. How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?

European Union Kicks IE’s Butt

I never saw this day coming, but now that it did, I am very impressed.

The European Union, believing that “not knowing you have a choice is no choice at all“, has made Microsoft integrate a Browser Choice window in their operating system for both new users and existing Windows PC users. This screen will provide users with a chance “to make an active choice in the source of the software that acts on your behalf to broker your online experiences, and meet your own unique needs and interests.”

This decision ends a long-running dispute over the US software giant’s dominant market position. This “browser choice screen” will present users with a list of leading browsers — including Mozilla’s Firefox, Apple’s Safari and Google’s Chrome — presented in a random order. The screen will be offered as an automatic download for XP, Vista, and Windows 7.

The browser choice menu

The browser choice menu

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