10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.23]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 23rd list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

1. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

2. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

3. Dear friend #317, maybe you should slip into something more comfortable….. like a Coma :D

4. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

5. I wants all my FB friends to know I loves them all…….except #669.. YOU sir, are an a**!

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.10]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our tenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Today I learned the real meaning of this sentence: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research!

3. A piece of advice: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

5. Warning: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week!

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our third list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

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What is Twitter: News Media or Social Network?

What is Twitter: News Media or Social Network?

From the study: Topics ranked by RT proportion (# of users > 50,000)

The study's main goal is analyzing the topological characteristics of Twitter and its power as a new medium of information sharing. In order to deduce accurate results, the researchers heading this study crawled 41.7 million user profiles, 1.47 billion social relations, 4,262 trending topics and 106 million tweets.

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