10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.8]

By Paolo Margari

By Paolo Margari

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our eighth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!

2. Alcohol and calculus don’t mix… Don’t drink and derive!

3. Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.

4. The great thing about me being a pessimist is that I am either always right, or plesantly disproven.

5. It is better to have loved a short person than to never have love a’tall.

6. A golden rule to live by: Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics!

7. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

8. People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.

9. Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.

10. Friends are like condoms… they protect you when things get hard.

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

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