“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face“. ~Victor Hugo
It’s time for some fun brought to you by Thoughtpick! Therefore, I have prepared for you a list of 50 of my favorite recent, funniest and weirdest Twitter tweets! Enjoy!
P.S: Apologies for any use of foul language but we made it a point to bring you the tweet uncut and uncensored!
- @comedyclipsblog I’ve just seen a group on facebook called I Hate Feet. Obviously these people are fans of the metric system #joke
- @ILuvPatrickStar I remember once I said sumthing I thought was a joke it wasn’t I got in trouble haha
- @ericlemke Starring your own tweet is like the internet version of laughing at your own joke.
- @beiruta #joke: Q. What is the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. LOL
- @ItzLikeImUnReal @sweetheart0315 weird is not always bad lol
- @MrsMartan There are times when that I wish I could turn back time.., and stay as quiet as a mouse then opening my big mouth…
Funny Cat Laughing!
- @callmeteliz so… I find the word “attractive” really attractive. No joke
- @marcymac Iphone seems to amplify train noises. My friends ask me if I live in Hooterville. (I always say yes) LOL
- @Carlie_pie lets try this again lol “his eye is on the sparrow and i know he watches me”
- @nmcollins i don’t like bathroom humor, but the word ‘poop’ is just funny.
- @tammychua Funny how playing ‘scissors-paper-stone’ can make me laugh like mad.
- @louhaffner @tinarosegriffin TINA. PACK IT IN! Just because he didnt find your comments about his chest hair funny, lol. & I know you do! ha.
- @Boomquiesha_J Almost said a highly inappropriate “your mom” joke involving chronological inconsistencies. I really should just go to bed.
Socially yours: