10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.13]

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Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our thirteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. I am wondering if one can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

2. I went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

3. Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud!

4. I sometimes think that Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?”

5. The worst time part of the night is when I am sober enough to remember the number of the new girl I just met and drunk enough to call!

6. I’m thinkin about takin my own life, I might as well. Except they might not sell weed in hell :P

7. Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its all gone.

8. I saw this amazing bumper sticker the other day: “Save the environment; kill yourself”.

9. If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.

10. Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!

Hope you had a good laugh! :)

Looking forward to reading more of your favorite funniest Facebook status updates in the comments section below.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.10]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our tenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

1. Today I learned the real meaning of this sentence: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research!

3. A piece of advice: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

5. Warning: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.9]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our ninth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.7]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our seventh list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

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10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.6]

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