10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.15]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our fifteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

Stop pouting & start smiling :)

1. If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?

2. Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: This one had insurance. Don’t kill him :P

3. Whenever I’m leaving the work bathroom and I see the cleaning lady waiting, we exchange the knowing look that I just crapped in her office.

4. Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate!

5. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!

5 things that really shouldn’t be on Facebook!

Facebook is a wonderful place; it is absolutely filled with all sorts of information and some of that should NOT be shared publicly.

Using a combination of Openbook , a website that lets you search Facebook’s status updates, and the consultation of the nosy people of the neighborhood, we came up with the 5 things that should not be publicly shared on Facebook.

1. Phone numbers

If you have a new phone number, how about an SMS to everyone you know for the update? Or if you can’t help but do it on Facebook, at least use messages rather than posting your phone number where the entire world can see it.

Who should I prank call?

Openbook: Want to prank call someone?

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