10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.9]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our ninth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

LOL!

LOL!

1. Another boring sushi date? Here’s a fun idea: Each time they’re about to take a bite, yell: “Wait! I think it moved!”

2. My girlfriend is such a good cook; the smoke alarms applaud her!

3. I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: Getting up early every day or acting like you know what you’re doing. :P

4. I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive… But suicide’s a crime.

5. If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.

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