10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.9]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our ninth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

LOL!

LOL!

1. Another boring sushi date? Here’s a fun idea: Each time they’re about to take a bite, yell: “Wait! I think it moved!”

2. My girlfriend is such a good cook; the smoke alarms applaud her!

3. I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: Getting up early every day or acting like you know what you’re doing. :P

4. I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive… But suicide’s a crime.

5. If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.

10 Top Funniest Facebook Status Updates This Week [eps.7]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious status Facebook updates. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our seventh list of the 10 top funniest Facebook status updates.

Facebook Award!

Facebook Award!

1. I decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

2. A man who scratches his butt should not bite fingernails!

3. If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, the only thing that can cheer you up is bringing somebody else down with you.

4. Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

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