10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.24]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious Facebook updates, jokes & quotes. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our 24th list of the 10 top funniest list for this week.

Photo By *Joélisa*

Photo By *Joélisa*

1. Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!

2. A priest asks Johnny if he’s scared of Satan. Little Johnny says “I have nothing to b scared of you are the one that must be scared; you talk crap about him every Sunday……”

3. Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

4. My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

5. The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.

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