10 Top Funniest Facebook Jokes, Quotes & Updates This Week [eps.18]

Every day, I come across a few hilarious reads on Facebook. Some of them are so funny, that I actually feel stupid laughing all by myself!

Therefore, I invite you to invite you to enjoy our eighteenth list of the 10 top funniest Facebook updates, jokes & quotes.

1. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good :P

2. Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up!

3. Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

4. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

5. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

20 Top Fun & Motivational Facebook Status Updates!

Whether Facebook is evil or not is a rather controversial issue which will never result in an utterly black or white solution! Yet, despite that debate, Facebook has an undeniable power to be an educational and motivational tool which can bring smiles and motivation into our daily lives.

Therefore, I have prepared for you a list of my Top 20 Facebook status updates guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you think outside the box!

Status Updates

Status Updates

  1. “Every Once in a While we find that One Song which Understands us Perfectly…”
  2. If takers give more and givers take more… a lot of the problems would be solved! It’s all about balance!
  3. This is so true: You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts. -Khalil Gibran
  4. Don’t take life too seriously!! and don’t worry about what’s hidden for u in the future.. always remember, it just can’t get worse!! :)
  5. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment ~ Buddha
  6. Like it or not, this is the new game rules!!!!
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